tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 
awkward-fallen-angel:

The Shark Week 2014 commercials are seriously my favorite thing right now.
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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

ash-b0t:

bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target

betweentimid-and-timbuktu, so when’s our next trip to Wal-Mart?

Right now ash-b0t
fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

backwrdblackbrd:

Under Bridge Woods
by Nom Kinnear King
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Snowy aisle by (Jose Vasquez)